Like a boy

I love that I've got man-brain now. It's fucking awesome!

It's been a minute.

Hope everyone had a good tofurkey day! I went to my best friend's house and cooked with her and she had her b/f there and her brother and his wife over. It was pretty nice. I've been housesitting since wed. night so I've only had my iphone to access the internet for the most part and shit be too small on that screen to come on here and try to update. I mean I could but I know I'd get really frustrated. And really, there's not much going on in my life to make iphone blog updating worth it. Anyway. so...housesitting is fun cause I get to get away from my mom for a bit and lounge around in mah draws and watch ood network and drink every night. I think I've been drunk every night since that wed, maybe thurs. Ive broken out in hives on my face and neck so that fucking sucks. No clue why. So now I'm a circus freak...Oh yea and thanksgiving sex FTW! Yea that's right. Shit was insane. Til next time turds!

GROSS.

Sophia and I ventured out tonight to drink and sort of celebrate her leaving her shitty job. We went to Red Bar and then headed to PnH. Now the fun of PnH is going in the girl's bathroom and reading all the shit thats on the walls. And ever since I met TB I noticed there's tons of shit written about him. And there's been additions. Like giant writing on the bench in the bathroom. Oh and also his g/f wrote on the bench too. Oh you wanna know what she wrote? I'll tell you! teehee

"[TB] cheated on me so hard. He is fucking scum. <3 [anon]"

obviously I changed both names. I found it amusing. But as I read all of these musings about his dick all over the bathroom, I got a little disgusted. like a lot. Who knows how many girls he's been with. I am now considering quite seriously never fucking him again. Shame too, cause his dick is the shit. But he's a sleezy mcsleezertonfaceassface. Ugh. I need to get to the clinic STAT.
night!

It's time

to stop looking like I eat Taco Bell everyday. Cause apparently that's what I look like. Lovely.

Close encounters of the TB kind

you drunk tit poking ass grabbing OBVIOUS motherfucker, way to be discreet!

That's the end of that.

TB and his lady got back together while I was out of town. Now I'm sexless. Ugh. I'm too lazy to go searching for a new penis. Oh well. Onward and *hopefully* upward ;)

SIN SIN NASTY

Went to Cinci for work on Tuesday. Saw the ex. I'm always awkward, but more so this time cause even though I don't have mushy feelings for him anymore, I've never seen him and not had those. So I didn't know ho to act. Ugh. But the work stuff went well and was fun. Meanwhile, looks like old TB is about to quit on me. He's "talking" to his ex again, so who knows where that's gonna go. Just when I find a good 'en! Lame. I also turned 24 over the weekend, got wasted every night. Especially sunday night, my birthday. In fact way too wasted; puking in my car wasted. I was a friend's ride, so he had to take me home and crash at my place. We totally cuddled all night and I completely forgot what that was like. It's so fucking nice to go to bed with someone and play big spoon-lil spoon. Ugh. At least I got waxed today! TB owes me birthday sex and we're supposed to get together now that I'm back in town...tonight maybe....and that's really how uninteresting my life is =( Later all.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

No really, it was a happy halloween. Normally for me, nights that are supposed to be great, go horrendously awry. This halloween, however, turned out just perfect. All the usual qualities of a good night out were there : lots of drinks, friends, good music. However, I also got some ass out of it. In my car. In a random parking lot. Next to Idlewild Presbyterian church buses. It was quite a nice surprise. I knew TB would be where I was, however I didn't expect to make much contact with him, much less fuck him. Though I kinda knew something was up when he walked past me and brushed his hand across my waist. It had to have been the boob-baring shirt. Happy fucking halloween to me.