not really a poll

is it lame to really really REALLY want a kiss at midnight on new years? =(

nothing new

still no prospects.

Dont get it twisted guuurrrrrllll

SO this blog is almost pure trash and sleaze. I am aware. That was the intention. So many people are so closed up about sex. I'm pretty open about that stuff because I'm human and I am sexual and am not ashamed :) But I'd like to make it known that I am not trash and or sleaze. I'm not easy to sleep with and have not slept with a lot of people. My "number" is still in the single digits. Nevertheless, I like sex a lot. I also like drinking a lot...though that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. I guess that's all about that anyway.

SO last night I was thinking a lot about the ex. The ex I was with for almost 7 years. I missed him immensely. I never know if I'm ever missing him because I'm lonely or because I truly miss HIM. I was thinking about some of the little things I miss that are specific to our relationship. Though I do think I am just incredibly lonely. It would be super awesome to meet a decent guy that I'm not just trying to bang that wants to hang out with me to make me realize how over the ex I am. And stop thinking about the past when I get lonely. Cause I only go back to it when I'm by myself. And it's really getting to be annoying. Kthx.

we are done so

stop grabbing my ass and putting your hands all over me in public ya shit!

It doesn't matter the penis, it's still attached to an idiot.

it's over. no more of his dumbass. on to the next one.

It's true...

Oh the clever
things I should say to you
They got stuck somewhere
Stuck between me and you

Oh I'm nervous
I don't know what to do
Light a cigarrette
I only smoke when I'm with you

What the hell do I do this for?
You're just another guy
OK, you're kind of sexy
But you're not really special

But I won't mind
If you take me home
Come on, take me home

I won't mind
if you take off all your clothes
Come on, take them off

'Cause I like you so much better when you're naked
I like me so much better when you're naked
I like you so much better when you're naked
I like me so much better when you're naked

Oops I did it again...

"I like you so much better when you're naked"

So I met up with [MSG] last night. The usual deliciousness took place. But later I got thinking about something and a coworker were talking about. She brought up the question "is it ok to have a fuck buddy?" I told her I thought it was, so long as you're not sleeping with half the city, and you're safe, etc etc. I really do think it is ok, she seemed a bit on the fence. How do you guys feel about a "fuck buddy" And if it's ok, at what point does it become not ok? I firmly believe in not hanging out with your FB because someone is garanuteed to get emotional about the whole thing. Does anyone think it IS ok to hang out with them outside of sex? So much to think about...I will think over delicious vegan nachos...

Like a boy

I love that I've got man-brain now. It's fucking awesome!

It's been a minute.

Hope everyone had a good tofurkey day! I went to my best friend's house and cooked with her and she had her b/f there and her brother and his wife over. It was pretty nice. I've been housesitting since wed. night so I've only had my iphone to access the internet for the most part and shit be too small on that screen to come on here and try to update. I mean I could but I know I'd get really frustrated. And really, there's not much going on in my life to make iphone blog updating worth it. Anyway. so...housesitting is fun cause I get to get away from my mom for a bit and lounge around in mah draws and watch ood network and drink every night. I think I've been drunk every night since that wed, maybe thurs. Ive broken out in hives on my face and neck so that fucking sucks. No clue why. So now I'm a circus freak...Oh yea and thanksgiving sex FTW! Yea that's right. Shit was insane. Til next time turds!

GROSS.

Sophia and I ventured out tonight to drink and sort of celebrate her leaving her shitty job. We went to Red Bar and then headed to PnH. Now the fun of PnH is going in the girl's bathroom and reading all the shit thats on the walls. And ever since I met TB I noticed there's tons of shit written about him. And there's been additions. Like giant writing on the bench in the bathroom. Oh and also his g/f wrote on the bench too. Oh you wanna know what she wrote? I'll tell you! teehee

"[TB] cheated on me so hard. He is fucking scum. <3 [anon]"

obviously I changed both names. I found it amusing. But as I read all of these musings about his dick all over the bathroom, I got a little disgusted. like a lot. Who knows how many girls he's been with. I am now considering quite seriously never fucking him again. Shame too, cause his dick is the shit. But he's a sleezy mcsleezertonfaceassface. Ugh. I need to get to the clinic STAT.
night!

It's time

to stop looking like I eat Taco Bell everyday. Cause apparently that's what I look like. Lovely.

Close encounters of the TB kind

you drunk tit poking ass grabbing OBVIOUS motherfucker, way to be discreet!

That's the end of that.

TB and his lady got back together while I was out of town. Now I'm sexless. Ugh. I'm too lazy to go searching for a new penis. Oh well. Onward and *hopefully* upward ;)

SIN SIN NASTY

Went to Cinci for work on Tuesday. Saw the ex. I'm always awkward, but more so this time cause even though I don't have mushy feelings for him anymore, I've never seen him and not had those. So I didn't know ho to act. Ugh. But the work stuff went well and was fun. Meanwhile, looks like old TB is about to quit on me. He's "talking" to his ex again, so who knows where that's gonna go. Just when I find a good 'en! Lame. I also turned 24 over the weekend, got wasted every night. Especially sunday night, my birthday. In fact way too wasted; puking in my car wasted. I was a friend's ride, so he had to take me home and crash at my place. We totally cuddled all night and I completely forgot what that was like. It's so fucking nice to go to bed with someone and play big spoon-lil spoon. Ugh. At least I got waxed today! TB owes me birthday sex and we're supposed to get together now that I'm back in town...tonight maybe....and that's really how uninteresting my life is =( Later all.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

No really, it was a happy halloween. Normally for me, nights that are supposed to be great, go horrendously awry. This halloween, however, turned out just perfect. All the usual qualities of a good night out were there : lots of drinks, friends, good music. However, I also got some ass out of it. In my car. In a random parking lot. Next to Idlewild Presbyterian church buses. It was quite a nice surprise. I knew TB would be where I was, however I didn't expect to make much contact with him, much less fuck him. Though I kinda knew something was up when he walked past me and brushed his hand across my waist. It had to have been the boob-baring shirt. Happy fucking halloween to me.

FUCK.

So when I get drunk, like anyone, I do dumb things. I'm totally aware that it's a bad idea but I just never care. Possibly because I can blame the booze later. Possibly because I wish I could have the balls sober that I have when drunk. Also, when I am drunk (and I was pretty wasted last night) I get super overly emotional (and pretty dramatic too). So I decided to text one of my guy friends and confess to him that I've had a huge crush on him for a while. I am a fucking idiot. Although he did say he has considered and still considers getting together with me. Nevertheless I'm so embarrassed and kind of wished I'd fallen all the way in that manhole last night instead of one foot in and to the ground I went. Ugh. Or maybe I should just leave town.

I'm really starting to get irritated

at being single. I know I know sometimes it's really nice not to have to answer to anyone, and have flings and blah blah blah. Yea it's not so bad. But goddamnit I really miss having someone to go to bed with. Oh and the anytime sex is nice too. Having someone who really digs you to hang out with is usually pretty sweet too. Years ago I had to learn how to be alone. And I did, mostly by running away to Spain. That's a whole other blog in itself. Nevertheless, I learned how to be alone, and be OK with it, so I am capable of being alone and not going entirely insane. However, during the years I also learned that while I can be alone, I dont like to be. Ever. In fact, I crave company, of any kind. Being alone with myself (and my bizarre thoughts) severely upsets me. And I'm so neurotic I often wonder how likely it really is that I'll be alone forever, just passing the time with random boys here and there. Hanging out with friends who aren't permanent, and drinking more often than I should, because it's one of the few things that keeps my mood up. Sorry this blog is so fucking depressing but today fucking sucks.

The Experiment is over.

No not over because I've lost interest or have deemed the mission impossible. No ladies and gents, I hit that. The nerdy girl in the back of the class f*cked the football captain. And the results? Well the bathroom walls do not lie ladies, they do not lie. This boy had a rockin' cock. This boy knew what he was doing, and to top it off, this boy could actually kiss worth a damn. And I rarely get more than one of those, but suddenly the universe felt sorry for me and threw me a [big] bone. And now I may be addicted. He put crack on his dick I swear. Dunno if it's gonna happen again, but I'll live out the high of great sex for a while cause, for me, well the great part doesn't come along too often. Being single can be really stupid, as far as that goes. But hey, I get to go on bedroom adventures with pretty boys, so sometimes being single totally rocks. Especially when after you've had a good roll in the hay, you're told "you're pretty rad." Yes that's awesome. (side note, he decided to investigate my ass afterwards and pointed out all the freckles, it was strange haha but he was drunk...)

You're welcome ladies

click for nakie Anthony Bourdain

Although I have to say I have mixed emotions looking at this, because you can tell he's an old dude. It's somewhere between being ridiculously turned on, and throwing up...

The Experiment.

So I met this boy a few weekends ago.We call him TB (all my "boys" have two letter initials to identify them. There's been an EB, a PB, an MB, and now TB, for tattoo boy, not tuberculosis). Anyway, so this TB. He's really hot, and is like...midtown Memphis's equivalent to the high school football captain who fucked every cheerleader and their sister. This is the guy who EVERYONE knows. He has a bajillion friends on Facebook, and over 400 contacts on his phone. And oh yea, he's hot. I don't have hot boys after me much, but we made a little small talk, befriended each other on Facebook and then exchanged numbers. We text every so often. It's become more of a flirtatious sexual chase than just becoming friends. And at first, I just really wanted to bang him cause he was hot, but now it's an experiment. Apparently on the walls of a local bar, girls have written he has a huge penis (he's a slut, unfortunately). Girls have passed the word around by mouth (haha) as well. Also, I have two females who are really curious to know what it would be like but due to certain circumstances, they cannot hit that. So now I have two females and a blog to report to. He keeps postponing it though. It's getting very irritating. Last night he totally wanted me to come over but when he got home, realized he was too drunk and canceled our rendezvous. Lame. So here's to hoping I (or the other two gals) won't be disappointed, if I ever get it anyway....

You know who's sexy?

Anthony Bourdain is sexy. Watching his show is like porn. Forrealz. He's always trying to get drunk, and making sexual innuendos. And he used to do blow but didn't turn into a junkie which is hot. I bet his dick is insane. Like the kind of insane that makes you unsure if you wanna do it again.